My Bunghole is a Quagmire
It's official: my bunghole is a quagmire. The Cunt Council passed a resolution today declaring so. Recently (and not so recently... "eternally" perhaps) my cunt invaded my bunghole on a quest for empire. My cunt sought to eventually control my whole body. Unfortunately, it got bogged down in the raunchy nethercompost heap in my hinder and has been tied up for a while. In fact, my cunt has been expending a lot of its resources just maintaining the wall betwixt my cuntal and rectal passages.
This isn't the first time my bunghole has been condemned. The former NYU dorm NYU @ the Bunghole was condemned by the Health Department for obvious reasons.
This is what happens when you lose your health insurance.
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smellslikecher) wrote,
jubilant
