Stank patois!
I sent my infinitely trusted manservant, Flotsam Gregory, to the shops this morning to purchse Christmas gifts for everyone I know. I had no idea what to buy for anyone, but Flotsam Gregory is perfect and would know just what to do. However, I'd forgotten one thing. antonin_scalia, that mischevious little louse, often expresses the mirth and glee of celebrations by hacking those who least expect it. Flotsam Gregory bought each person on my list a bucket of tripe. Scalia hacked him and made him do it. I don't know how I am going to explain this to Agnes. She, more than anyone else, truly hates tripe.
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smellslikecher) wrote,
amused
