Therefore, for Vice President of the United States of America, I endorse Dick Cheney.
Why? I am lucky enough to enjoy an epistolatory e-relationship with Mr. Cheney (that means we email. A lot), and if that gentleman were to get a new email address to replace the memorable and classy "firstname.lastname@example.org," why, I'd have to change every entry in every address book in every email account that I have. I have thirty six thousand and fourteen email accounts and I use them all primarily to email Mr. Cheney! We are close!
So please vote for Mr. Cheney for Vice President. You can vote for anyone for President. I don't mind.
*full of manicures. A bird's feather-tips tell a lot.
**folded many times. This is code for "complicated."