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A Tale of Sue's Titties
Created on 2001-06-16 11:23:06 (#185398), last updated 2009-03-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Susan, an avian |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 09-11 |
| Location: | City of Pentagons, United States |
| Website: | My Site! |
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iloveforknubbing@hotmail.com Biohi! my name is susan, and i am an ostrich. once upon a time i was a krys, but those days are long gone and life will never be the same.
anyway...here are some facts about me:
- as previously stated, i am an ostrich.
- i have a cavernous, square cunt. some things inside of it include, but are not limited to: a post office, a middle school, an esteemed university, a swamp, a network of highways, an elementary school, low-income housing, a monorail system, two theme parks, a savannah, a high school.
- i had an integral role in the collapse of the world trade center. for details, see my memories. for now it will suffice to say that, because my cunt is large and square, i like to fuck buildings.
- i love to shop at banana republic and big & tall.
-i have netherboobs, netherteats, and feet-boobs. i smoopwaddle instead of walking, because long ago i had my feet replaced with boobs.
i enjoy spending time with my uncle stanley-bob, and my grandpa sister todd and my grandma agnes and my antichristmoms/real men laura and melissa, and also my doppelganger, krys. what a mouthful that sentence was [like hemant's netherregions. HONH!]
i am a mere puppet of my masters, absinthe and opium. they guide me with hands up my distended bunghole, and through me they speak.
buy merchandise about me at www.cafepress.com/susanostrich
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a capella, a virtuous woman, accounting, active pointing, agnes, alchemy, amphibians, anal sex, appalachia, apple sex, asha, aural sex, babysitting, banana republic, bart-thrusting, bathing, beefcakes, bees, berenstein bears, bikini waxes, bildungsroman novels, botany, boy-bathing, brawny, building-fucking, bungholes, butt-mangling, carpet-munching, catholic-mewing, cave-dwelling, cher, child-loving, cleavage, clits, compound verbs, dancing, deuteronomy, doppelgangers, duct work, eetheloping, elizabethan & jacobean drama, emus, episcopalian-farting, eyebrow rings, fat men, fat women, fire, fork-nubbing, france, gigi, hortense, hotards, humping, impregnating men, jordache, jurisprudence, ky marmalade, labia, large men, large women, laura, leg-fucking, lip-smacking, lisa, lurve, mary queen of scots, mattman65, mattmiller.net, meat snacks, medium men, medium women, melissa, melissa faith lang, melissafaithlang, middle schools, mih, mike, moas, moe, monks, mormon-kissing, morsels, my own cunt, neil diamond, netherregions, nietzsche, non-pants-wearing, oddly-gazing, oodles of noodles, opium, orinthology, ostrich porn, ostriches, oxycontin, palestine, pants, parsimony, part-licking, peas-making, polytechnic institutes, pope john paul ii, prancing, pre-k education, protestant-cooing, pubic arms, pubic hair, public hair, pussy, ramen-spewing, ratites, reindeer, religious education, rheas, rubbers, shang, shaving, shifting, shirts, shit-mongering, shittake mushrooms, shitting, shopping, sickle sue anemia, sister todd, sluts, small men, small women, smegmatt sniffing, smoop-punting, smoop-waddling, snooping, spoon-throttling, stolers, sucking, supernumerary teats, sushi-lying, tea-painting, the emancipation proclamation, the gap, thin men, thin women, uncle stanley-bob, viagra, war, whistling, winnipeg, yardwork, yellow 6, zen, zygote-cuddling
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