Susan, an avian (smellslikecher) wrote,
Susan, an avian

I'm in debtors' prison

"You can't get blood from a turnip" is one of the worst defenses ever employed by Stoler & Stoler Attorneys-at-Law to stave off a stint in debtors' prison. A better one would have been "This bird doesn't owe."

This story is dumb, so I'll keep it short. I was writing a check and instead of a decimal point, I wrote an exponent. Then my bank account was overdrawn by over a million barrels of fish. HSBC was so mad. Banana Republic was so happy.
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So, where ya been?